Things Microsoft Sam Can't Say...
• Soy (or soi) - pronounced "shwa",
• Bling - pronounced with the first two letters enunciated individually,
• Crotch - pronounced "crow's nest",
• Honest, honor and honestly - pronounced as "innest", "inner", and "innestly",
• Pling - pronounced as "placing",
• Pointer - pronounced as "pwanter",
• Wasteman - pronounced as "waste-e-man",
• Fatass - pronounced "fateass",
• Dumbass - pronounced "dumb-bass",
• Pow - pronounced as just the letters,
• Ped - pronounced "ptt",
• Homepage - pronounced "Homapij",
• Gegege - pronounced "Gage",
• Wikipedia - pronounced "Wik-eye-ped-ia",
• MySpace - pronounced as "Miss pace",
• Fergalicious - pronounced as "Ferg-al-a-cows",
• Cocopuffs - pronounced "Co-cop-uffs",
• Toyota - pronounced "Toytoda",
• Airmaster - pronounced "Airmister",
• Ferrari - pronounced "Feluhry",
• Pendulum - pronounced "gendulum",
• Australia - pronounced "Orfstralia",
• Nevada - pronounced "Ne-da-da",
• Pixar - pronounced "Pee Shar",
• Moe - pronounced as a brief "mih",
• Leon - pronounced "Le Bom",
• Any word beginning with the "haw" sound is pronounced "daw",
• Typing in "0000" results in Microsoft Sam saying "hundred",
• Puppet - pronounced "pohpet",
• Thaw - A sharp gap is heard after the "th",
• Yah (as in Yahoo) - There is a snapping sound after the Y,
• Teah - pronounced "yanna",
• Ha - pronounced "fa",
• N0000000o - pronounced "nouolotu",
• Surprising - pronounced "suprizing",
• Leather - pronounced "letter",
• Niceice - pronounced "nice-ay-chae",
• Roseanna - pronounced "Rose-ena",
• Machette - pronounced "mach-ette",
• Gucci - pronounced "Guhsee",
• Puppy - pronounced "Pohpii",
• Facebook - pronounced "Faseh-book",
• Cyborg - pronounced "seborg",
• Fencepost - pronounced "fency pahst",
• Pedophilia - pronounced "Puh-doh-fa-lea",
• Co (as in .co.uk) - pronounced "company",
• Anna - pronounced "in-na",
• On - sometimes pronounced "in",
• Presley - pronounced "Preslai",
• Typing in "lolololololololololol" causes Microsoft Sam to make a sort of "glug glug" sound,
• Typing in "tce tce tce tce tce tce tce tttttttttttttttttttttttte" causes him to imitate the sound of an impact sprinkler,
• Typing in "spspspspspspspspspspspspse" also causes him to sound like a sprinkler,
• Typing in "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and playing it at full speed causes him to sound like a motorcycle,
• If you type in tstststststststststststststse, Sam sounds like a sprinkler.
• If you type in tce tce tce tce tce tce tce and put it on fast, it sounds like a machine gun,
• If you type in "jugr jugr jugr jugr", Sam sounds like he is drinking something, or he is making gulping sounds.