About Us

Welcome to The Soi Club!

This website is dedicated to a club with a very long name...

Epic Fail Soi Ya Mam Corporations and not Copyrighted Association Of Licesned HandFarting and Anti-Racism and Gordon Brown Rapping and Face Girl Appreciating Created by Jonathan Winfield and Hayden Willis.

There are many features of this name you may not understand so this page will go through the name telling you about those things:

Epic Fail:

Everyone fails in their life, but when one fails too much it is epic... Therefore EPIC FAIL

Soi:

Microsoft Sam, the computer voice, is very bad... which is why we worship him! He pronouces "Soy" (or "Soi") "SHWA" (in a whisper tone). If you are not to sure about it, look on the home page where we will have a recording of him saying "Soi" along with a few more wrong things he says.

To see a list of words he can't say, click here...

Ya Mam Corporations:

Well everyone says that so....yeah

Not Copyrighted Association:

Well we're not going to pay for copyrighting... (apart from the website)

Licensed Hand Farting:

Jobo can hand fart very well. We will post a video of this soon...

Anti-Racist Abuse:

No one like racism (apart from racist people).

If you are racist get off this site NOW.

Gordon Brown Rapping:

Coming Soon!

Face Girl Loving:

Coming Soon!

Hayden Willis:

Coming Soon!

Jonathan Winfield:

Coming Soon!